Handmade Wooden Signs - Witty Home Decor

I'm selling these handmade wooden signs. One says "W is for Wife NOT Waitress" and the other says "The deadline for complaints was yesterday". There's also a sign that says, "If you need an ashtray, it's on the back porch!" They're perfect for adding a bit of humour to your home decor! $5 each CASH only please.