I can't believe this 🤯🤯🤯🤯

I wasn’t ready for this. I thought I was buying a bike. Turns out I was buying a life upgrade, a confidence boost, and maybe even a mild addiction. Now I show up late to things… because I take the long way home on purpose. But life’s about sacrifice — so I’m letting it go. Don’t ask why. Just read this: --- 🔥 What You’re Getting (a.k.a. Pure Madness on Two Wheels): ✅ CCM 27.5" MTB in Excellent Condition – legit showroom clean 🔄 Shimano Gears – shifts smoother than your last situationship 🛠️ Fully Tuned – no squeaks, no surprises, no drama 🔒 Strong Lock Included – because not everyone deserves her 🧰 Tire Repair Kit + Allen Key Set – emergencies? Handled. 🔔 Bell – passive-aggressively tell people to move 💨 Fast, Stable, and Fun AF to Ride – street or trail, it eats it --- 📍 Pickup: 80 Mornelle Crt, Scarborough Easy, safe spot. No BS. --- 🧠 Real Talk: You’re not just buying a bike. You’re buying freedom, attention, and the dopamine hit you didn’t know you needed. This thing should retail for $500+, but I’m letting it go for less. Why? Because I’ve accepted that she’s not mine anymore. She belongs to the streets. Or… maybe to you. 😤 --- ⚠️ WARNING: If you think too long, someone else will grab it. Don’t be the person who messages after it’s gone like, “Yo is it still available?” 🚫 Don’t lowball. Don’t flake. ✅ First serious buyer rides away like a legend.

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