Clase Azul Tequila Bottle

Empty, authentic, 750 ml bottle of Clase Azul. It's a really nice decorative ceramic piece actually, but you can also just pour some cheap ass tequila in it and pretend you had an extra $1000 lying around for some fermented agave juice. Or, even better, just keep dark rum, or something even more random in it, like Kool-aid, and watch your friends gain respect for your humour/beverage-based commentary on economic disparity.