Microsoft Surface Pro 7

Electronics & Appliances ·

$380

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP. If you’re looking at this listing, it probably means that you do not care about purchasing the newest gear. You don’t care what it looks like. Maybe your silly pet chewed up your laptop. Spilled coffee on it or something. Maybe your budget is tight. Or you’re looking for a deal. I get that. Times are tough. WHATEVER IT IS, you just want something that works, and works well. WELL BOY (or girls or others) DO I HAVE THE LAPTOP FOR YOU! Check out this Surface Pro 7. Is it a laptop? Is it a tablet? IT’S BOTH. Listen, this thing is the IDENTITY CRISIS of mobile devices. Here are the boring numbers behind this absolute sexy machine: -Intel core i5-1035G4 CPU @ 1.10 Ghz 4 cores - 8 gb RAM -128 GB ssd (you can slap on an external hard drive/usb drive OR a microSD card for additional storage. FU APPLE!) Now onto the accessories! - INCLUDES the Microsoft keyboard AND surface pen. - New replacement charger was purchased less than two months ago. - Surface pen runs via a battery, I bought a rechargeable and will throw in the charger for that too. - Includes this double-XL magnum CONDOM of a CASE which this bad boy has been wearing since day one. It’s a USED laptop. Owned by a (somewhat depressed) university student, so it’s been used for schooling. It has signs of USE. COSMETIC use. Functionally it works great. It has been with me more than I’ve been with my parents. Don’t miss your chance to own this beauty of a machine. Ladies and gentlemen, the Surface Pro 7. Pick-up preferred.