2013 Ford Escape

Selling my trusty 2013 Ford Escape because apparently, teleportation still isn't a thing. This baby has been my faithful steed, navigating rush hours and grocery runs with grace. It's seen fewer adventures than Indiana Jones but more than my couch. Runs great, stops when you want it to, and can hold all your questionable yard sale finds. Make my loss your gain—snag this deal before my wife convinces me to keep it! Comes with extra set of winter tires. Have at least one more season worth of tread.