Looking for any desirable Minecraft accounts

If you have a Minecraft account with a good username and don’t play the game anymore, I’m ready to cash you out. If your username is 3 characters long, I will pay you $80 for it. If your username is 3 characters long and only consists of letters, I will pay you $120 for it. If your username is a common English word, message me and I’ll let you know how much I’m willing to pay. Everything is negotiable too