

Stihl BR600 Backpack Leaf Blower
$315
**TIRED OF YOUR NEIGHBORS JUDGING YOUR LEAF-COVERED DRIVEWAY?**
Introducing the STIHL Backpack Blower – because sometimes you need a hurricane strapped to your back.
This bad boy doesn't just blow leaves. It reorganizes your neighbor's landscaping, sends squirrels into witness protection, makes your dog question everything he thought he knew about wind, AND laughs in the face of light snow.
**Features:**
- Powerful enough to move leaves AND that annoying dusting of snow off your driveway
- Light enough that you won't need a chiropractor afterward
- Fuel-efficient (unlike your brother-in-law)
- So loud that nobody will ask you to help with their yard OR driveway
- Doubles as the world's most aggressive hair dryer
- Makes you feel like a Ghostbuster, but for foliage and fluffy snow
- Works year-round because Mother Nature doesn't take days off and neither should you
**WARNING:** May cause spontaneous respect from other homeowners. Side effects include neighbors suddenly remembering your name, an irresistible urge to blow things that don't need blowing, and being the first person on your block with a clear driveway after a light snowfall.
Remember: Life's too short for raking AND shoveling. Strap on a STIHL and blow your problems away – Spring, Summer, Fall, AND Winter.
*STIHL. Because adults need toys too.*
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