​🐢 NEW LOOT DROPPED: THE GUARDIAN TURTLE COASTERS 🐢

Attention, Adventurers and Bounty Hunters! The Dragon’s Hoard Emporium has just expanded its inventory with a rare, handcrafted companion. Meet the Viral Pop-Up Turtle Coaster—the ultimate defender of your tavern tables and workstation consoles. ​Whether you're sipping Blue Milk or a +5 Potion of Alertness (Coffee), these little familiars have your back. ​🛡️ ITEM STATS & FEATURES: ​Stealth Mode: When your mug is equipped, they look like a standard protective shell. ​Hidden Passive: Once you lift your drink, the turtle "pops up" to greet you. +10 to Charisma and Dopamine. ​Hand-Forged: Each one is crocheted with high-level Crafting skills right here in the Hoard. ​Multiversal Appeal: Perfect for fans of a certain "Child" from a galaxy far, far away—or anyone who just thinks turtles are top-tier. ​⏳ QUEST LOG & CRAFTING TIME ​Crafting Period: These take a steady hand and mana to create! Please allow 5 business days for your turtle to be summoned and prepared for shipment. ​Durability & Maintenance: * Cleanliness: If your turtle encounters a spill during a chaotic encounter, stick to spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap. ​Reshaping: If the shell gets compressed from a heavy crit hit (or just a heavy mug), a quick manual "fluff" of the head and flippers will restore its HP. ​Don’t let your surfaces take environmental damage! Secure your own Guardian Turtle by sending a raven (DM)