RARE Portal Gun Replica and Talking Cave Johnson portrait

Here we have a rare Aperture Science Portal Gun Replica, and talking portrait of the glorious founder of Aperture Science; Cave Johnson. Portal Gun: Painstakingly replicated to Fully working lights and sounds. 2 switches that change between multiple light settings. Requires 3 C cell batteries, but 3 AA can be easily substituted. Will also run on a miniaturized fusion reactor (sold separately). NOTE: WILL NOT CREATE REAL PORTALS AS THEY ARE NO LONGER COMPATIBLE WITH OUR CURRENT REALITY. Cave Johnson Portrait: Beautifully rendered portrait of the legendary man himself. Once a lowly shower curtain salesman, he transformed Aperture Fixtures into Aperture Science and began changing the world with his uninhibited vision of a the future. He fiercely lead the company with reckless optimism, disregard for safety, and an unwavering belief in progress at all costs. This portrait is a tribute to his grandeur, and includes such famous quotes as "Who wants to make $60?" and the "lemons" rant. Has a sensor on the front, and also a button on the back that triggers when the painting is pressed against the wall. NOTE: THIS PAINTING IS NO LONGER HAUNTED. $450 for the pair, or $400 for the gun, $100 for the portrait PRICES FIRM. These are rare and people are selling them for stupid amounts on Ebay. For real. It's ridiculous. Check it out. PICK UP ONLY IN TORONTO WEST END