Brushed, Polished Stainless Steel Bowl/Cat Throne

I got it at IKEA; I had vague ideas about large displays of fresh fruit; a juxtaposition of gleaming industrial minimalism and invitingly organic chaos; I was thinking absurdly bountiful salads; I was thinking about the infinite possible uses one might find for such an object of such abundant utility. I should have been thinking about the juxtaposition of aaaaaaaall that, all that there, with what the *cat* was thinking it would be good for, which—after a number of productive meetings and a hard-fought negotiation mediated by friends and family and (at one point) local law enforcement, we have mutually agreed is: …literally whatever the hell she wants, ever, don’t even think about putting all that fruity rubbish back in there, bro, we—Bro. C’mon. We talked about this. Seen here besides a number of common objects, for scale, and maybe irony.

• ConditionLike new
• Dimensions11” x 11” x 6”