LOT OF 20 WALL DECOR HOUSEHOLD SIGNS FUNNY SAYINGS

Cash only. One sign is still sealed. Most are in good condition, though a few have some wear, and two have some stains. The total weight is about 86 ounces. Here are the sayings: (I MAY LOOK CALM, BUT IN MY MIND, I'VE KILLED YOU THREE TIMES.) SAWDUST CITY EAU CLAIRE WI 10" X 3.5" (A GOOD FRIEND WILL COME AND BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL... BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING, "DAMN... THAT WAS FUN!) 16.5" X 3.5" (THIS NARROW SIGN IS FOR THIS NARROW SPACE) 18.5" X 1.5" (ALWAYS KISS ME GOODNIGHT) 21.5" 3.25" (LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS... IT'S ABOUT LEARNING TO DANCE IN THE RAIN!) (WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER...AND MOST OF IT WAS YOUR FAULT...) (OFFICE OF THE SURGEON GENERAL OFFICIAL NOTICE THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL. WILL NOT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE. THANK YOU) (PLEASE DON'T STRAIGHTEN OUT THE MESS IN MY ROOM... YOU'LL CONFUSE ME AND SCREW UP MY WHOLE WORLD) (DANCE AS IF NO ONE WERE WATCHING, SING AS IF NO ONE WERE LISTENING, AND LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST) (IF YOU LOOK BACK TO THE JOYS OF THE PAST. YOU WILL SOON BE RECALLING IT'S SORROWS ALSO.) (IF A MAN DOES NOT KEEP PACE WITH HIS COMPANIONS, PERHAPS IT IS BECAUSE HE HEARS A DIFFERENT DRUMMER. LET HIM STEP TO THE MUSIC HE HEARS HOWEVER MEASURED OR FAR AWAY.) THOREAU (WHAT LIES BEHIND US AND WHAT LIES BEFORE US ARE TINY MATTERS COMPARED TO WHAT LIES WITHIN US.) RALPH WALDO EMERSON (DANCING PROHIBITED ON THE WALLS AND CEILING) (GO WITH THE CURRENT AND FLOW WITH THE TIDE) (THANK GOD FOR THOSE WHO CARE ENOUGH TO DISAGREE) There are also four smaller signs, each 5" x 2": BELIEVE, FLOWERS, MASTERPIECE, and SUNSHINE. The BELIEVE, MASTERPIECE, and FLOWERS signs have some wear on the front. Each of these smaller signs has a wire for hanging or a magnet to stick on a surface. There is one non-wood sign: (AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY IF YOU'RE BRINGING MONEY, YOU'RE AUTHORIZED).