Woven/Felted Woollen Storage Container with Handles

Originally purchased in person at Target, this small basket is just spacious enough for a small collection of anything you need handy—but not too handy. In summer I keep a few pairs of sunglasses in it and hang the lot on a coat hook by means of the sturdy handles. In the fall and winter, I use it to keep track of gloves and a scarf, and the machinations of any tyrannical kittens lurking about the place. In the spring I simply count myself lucky should any of the former survive the attentions of the latter. The product, seemingly free of any signs of previous ownership, must nonetheless be extracted with discretion, forethought, and preferably the assistance of between four and ten support staff familiar with deescalation protocols and a minimum six months training in applied mixed martial arts. The product is pictured here arranged beside a collection of somewhat common items for scale, and is not at all a trap.

• ConditionLike new
• Dimensions8”x 8”x 8”