Deal or no deal?

Just got off the phone with the big guy upstairs he's not going to take you until he's good and ready but you need to prepare yourself and for your loved one for when you are called home for supper time upon the golden shore. you have to get your house all in order. we're here to make pain not completely go away as we will always have loss with us. so here is an offer for two plots 1500 each. this beats the prices the cemetarys are asking for, the location is very close to the road very easy to find your neighbor's are quietly enjoying the peace. landscaping is taken care of along with great views of the blue sky above. one place you can be in the heat and nothing having to apply sunscreen. also being in the middle of the storm and not having to be concerned of the effects it has and the price of transfer fees 300 which can't be changed. so the price of 3300 is being asked so here's where I ask you deal.or no deal ? if you say no deal your time will be still be ticken but this deal might not be available if and when you need it and the price will be sufficiently higher as prices are just getting higher and higher and you can even look at it as a investment if you relocate and or decide to other things but just remember being cremated there's a 50 50 chance your mark in this world will be acknowledged saying yes to this deal you'll have a spot on this earth for eternity.

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